July is generally as dead as it gets in the sports world, so I don’t have one major sports story to focus on. So let’s change things up and just briefly touch on a few of the topics that are grabbing headlines.
1- Brett Favre: I’ve always been a big fan of #4, but enough already! Seems like every year Favre gets emotional, all but says he’s retiring, then sits around for 4 months before deciding to come back. This year was a bit different, as Favre actually did say he was retiring, but the rest was the same. Yep, he sat around for 4 months…but decided to come back again. Looks like the Packers are fed up, and I would be too. This guy is on pace for more farewell tours than Cher and The Eagles combined. If nothing else, I just wish Favre would go ahead and sign with somebody to save ESPN, who is obsessing over Favre like a teenage schoolgirl.
2- WNBA Fight: Anybody see this? The Detroit Shock and LA Sparks got into a brawl the other night. I was totally stunned! The WNBA season is currently in progress?! Anyway, not only did the ladies get into it, but former Piston bad boy and current Shock assistant coach Rick Mahorn appears to shove Lisa Leslie to the floor. If Vince McMahon is listening, this has future Wrestlemania PPV written all over it. The ironic thing is that while the WNBA will punish the players and coaches, this is by far the most publicity the league will get all year, and for a week anyway, expect the tv ratings to go up.
3- Bonds to Yankees: Well Barry “Bighead” Bonds still wants to suit it up in 2008, but hasn’t gotten a whole lot of interest from MLB teams. Now, a report surfaces that the Yankees might be interested in signing Barry for the rest of the season. This would obviously be a terrible idea for the Yankees, and the only person I can imagine who’d like it would be Alex Rodriguez. Bonds brings so much baggage with the surly attitude, and the perjury charges, and the cream and clear. With the press focusing on Barry, A-Rod can potentially sneak over unnoticed to Madonna’s place for her big 5-0 bash that looms in a few weeks. What a joke.
That’s all I got for now. July’s got about a week left, so be sure to wake me when it’s over.







