Ok, so if you know me, you know my predicting skills usually leave a lot to be desired. I guaranteed Hillary would be the Democrat nominee, assured folks that the Detroit Tigers would win the American League, and was certain the Celtics would choke in the NBA Playoffs.
Yet, I’m not one to shy away from a challenge. So for each week of the college football season, I’ll be selecting 10 games to predict. While I can’t guarantee winners, I can guarantee that the capsules will make you laugh…or cringe…or both simultaneously. Without further ado…here we go.
WEEK 1: BUTLERS PICKS- Kick The Year Off Edition
1- Wake @ Baylor. The Deacs are ranked to start the year. Baylor is simply rank. The Bears beat a ranked team about as often as Paris Hilton says something intelligent. (2-38 in last 40 gms vs ranked opp)
PICK: Wake 31 Baylor 23
2- NC State @ S Carolina. The Ol Ball Coach can’t lose to NC State, can he? Unlikely, since Spurrier’s only lost one season opener in his coaching career. That stat is enough to make Pack fans say “Dadgum it!”
PICK: S Carolina 23 NC State 13
3- VA Tech v. ECU. This game is in Charlotte. If you have a few hours, explain that one to me. The Hokies lost a lot, but I think they pull this one out in the end.
PICK: VA Tech 20 ECU 17
4- USC @ UVA. Virginia won a lot of close games last year. Unfortunately for the Wahoos, this game will only be close for about 5 minutes.
PICK: USC 38 UVA 20
5- App St @ LSU. The battle of the national champs! App should put up the points against the Tigers, but the Tigers will put up plenty against the boys from Boone.
PICK: LSU 37 APP ST 24
6- McNeese St @ UNC. If the Tarheels can’t handle a school that sounds like a sausage biscuit from McDonald’s, then it’s gonna be a long year for Butch Davis.
PICK: UNC 27 McNeese 16
7- James Madison @ Duke. James Madison, our 4th president, was a short, white guy. Sounds like he’d have been a great assistant coach for the Duke bball team. That has nothing to do with anything, but I needed something remotely interesting to write in this spot!
PICK: Duke 31 JMU 30
8- Clemson v. Alabama. Nick Saban is known for stretchin the truth a bit. I’m surprised he’s at this game, and not at one of the political conventions where he’d fit right in.
PICK: Clemson 23 Bama 17
9- Illinois @ Missouri. This was the best game everyone forgot about last season. The Tigers won 40-34. This one won’t be quite as close. Mizzou is loaded.
PICK: Missouri 28 Illinois 14
10- Colorado St @ Colorado. Fascinating rivalry that I usually predict wrong every year. But I actually got it right with the Buffaloes last year, so I’ll see if lightning strikes twice.
PICK: Colorado 27 Colorado State 20
Well, there you have it. Feel free to comment or submit some picks of your own. It should be a tremendous football season, ending when Missouri beats USC to win the national championship. Hey, had to get one last pick in there! Enjoy the games!







