I decided to keep a running diary from yesterday’s US Open playoff between Tiger Woods and Rocco Mediate. Here we go.
Prematch: ESPN runs an interview with Rocco with no sound. Apparently ESPN doesn’t notice this, and lets the interview keep running. Not a good sign. Hopefully the playoff is better than this.
Hole #1: Tiger pars. Good sign, since he double bogeyed the hole 3x this week. Rocco misses his par to the left, as Johnny Miller predicts. Miller is a genius, and by far the smartest analyst out there in any sport. It probably won’t be his last astute observation today.
Hole #2: Not much to this hole. Both make par. ESPN just realized that viewers didn’t hear the Rocco interview, and Dan Hicks assures us it was a good sound bite, but offers no details. I don’t think Dan was listening anyway.
Hole #3: Wow! Rocco nearly holed it on this Par 3. Tiger makes a mess of it and bogeys. That means Rocco’s ahead! Wasn’t sure if we’d see him in front at all today.
Hole #4: Is something wrong with Tiger? Rocco outdrove him on the 4th…what the bleep?! But Rocco, who hasn’t won in 6 years, doesn’t take advantage of it, as both par the hole.
Hole #5: Tiger has to wait on the tee because the MetLife blimp is flying precariously low, and right in the path of his vision. He looks ticked off. I guess we won’t be seeing Mr. Woods in any commercials with Snoopy anytime soon. Meanwhile, Rocco looks like me on the course, and hits the cart path twice with his 2nd shot. We’re all tied up.
Hole #6: This par 4 measures 500 yards. I’d probably get there in 5. Tiger gets there in 2, and makes his birdie putt. This guy is something else.
Hole #7: Uh oh. Things could get out of hand, cause Tiger is on fire. Another birdie for the man in red. How Woods reads greens so well is astounding. Anything inside 15 feet seems just about automatic…who else can do that?
Hole #8: Woods chooses to hit a 7 iron off the tee on this par 3. Johnny Miller openly questions Tiger’s choice. Tiger proceeds to hit an awful shot into the bunker, and makes bogey. I continue to be astounded at how often Miller predicts someone will hit a poor shot before they hit it.
Hole #9: Tiger chunks a bunker shot, but makes par. Rocco bogeys after an awful 3 putt. Tiger’s 2 ahead at the turn, and things look pretty bad for Rocco.
Hole #10: NBC begins its afternoon coverage. The first thing viewers hear is Tiger yelling “Goddammit!” after hitting a bad tee shot. Johnny Miller apologizes to the viewers, but it’s not like it’s his fault. Rocco is probably cursing in his mind too after another bogey. Woods is up by 3. This thing is over.
Hole #11: What’s up with these par 3’s? Tiger has hit into the trap all 3 times, and ends up with another bogey. Still, he’s up by 2, and in good shape.
Hole #12: Tiger is spending so much time in the sand, he should carry a bucket and spade with him. He bogeys again. Rocco’s not doing much of anything, but trails by just 1 shot. Some birdies would make this interesting.
Hole #13: Both guys play this par 5 well. Birdies for both, and Tiger stays up by a shot.
Hole #14: This par 4 can be reached in one, but both end up short. Rocco’s birdie putt drops, and finally, after 4 1/2 days, Tiger lips one out. Unbelievably, we are tied!
Hole #15: Tiger’s in the bunker again! What the heck’s goin on? Rocco makes a putt longer than 6 feet for the first time all day. He’s made 3 straight birdies, and leads by 1 with 3 to play! Tiger’s lost 4 shots in 5 holes to a guy not ranked in the top 100!
Hole #16: Both par the final par 3 on the course. That’s an accomplishment for Woods, who’s been awful on the par 3’s today. But he’s still down a shot.
Hole #17: Tiger makes another par. Rocco’s got about 2 feet left. Miller points out that it’s not automatic…it’s a Scott Hoch length putt. Hoch famously missed a 2 foot putt that would’ve won him the Masters years ago. But Rocco doesn’t pull a Hoch Choke, and makes his putt.
Hole #18: If Rocco hits the fairway, he can win this thing! But he decides he wants to play in the sand and has to lay up. Tiger hits the par 5 in 2, makes his birdie putt. Rocco has a putt to win the Open…and misses to the left! You can’t let those chances slip away. We’re going to a playoff. I think we know how this is gonna end.
PLAYOFF: 7th Hole: Well he stayed with the greatest player in the game’s history for 90 holes, but the 91st was too much for Rocco. Bad drive, bad 2nd shot, bad hole for Mediate. Tiger makes his par, and Rocco’s long try slips by on the right. So Tiger gets the win in one of the great golf tournaments in recent memory.